today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
Me: *listening to music on laptop*
Straight Friend: "so whatcha listening to? hardcore metal, bro? classic rock?"
Me: *nervous sweats*
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
can someone fix that… pleaaaaaassss
here ya go, it’s crappy but whatever :P